Memoirs of Me


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flapperwolf:

villianousstrawberry:

ifwemetupatmidnight:

bloodbending:

badcgijosh:

bansand:

zeyshin:

this is literally, LITERALLY the stupidest thing i have ever heard

hoooly shit

Arizona sounds fucking terrible

so basically we’re considered pregnant all the time
what the fuck

are you shitting me oh my fucking god

At first I was like oh this is probably one of those The Onion parodies BUT THEN IT FUCKING WASN’T WHAT THE FUCK

I am ashamed to call this my homestate ._.
I am never going back to Arizona now. Nope nope nope nope nope. 

…Arizona is getting more fucked up every year.

flapperwolf:

villianousstrawberry:

ifwemetupatmidnight:

bloodbending:

badcgijosh:

bansand:

zeyshin:

this is literally, LITERALLY the stupidest thing i have ever heard

hoooly shit

Arizona sounds fucking terrible

so basically we’re considered pregnant all the time

what the fuck

are you shitting me oh my fucking god

At first I was like oh this is probably one of those The Onion parodies BUT THEN IT FUCKING WASN’T WHAT THE FUCK

I am ashamed to call this my homestate ._.

I am never going back to Arizona now. Nope nope nope nope nope. 

…Arizona is getting more fucked up every year.

Source: jotarokujo

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    The reasoning behind it is that due dates for pregnancies are calculated from the first day of the woman’s last period....
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